Normal School

lookoutsideyourself:

holdinghope:

shwarmamia:

this is a real dockers ad.
really.

Seriously Dockers?

“It’s time to answer the call of manhood”? Edgy.


But I am going to try:
"Women rarely had to open doors."
IS THIS REALLY AN ISSUE?! YOU KNOW THEY HAVE HANDS AND CAN DO THAT THEMSELVES, RIGHT?!
"… there are questions our genderless society has no answers for."
LIKE WHAT?! WHO HAS THE BIGGEST PENIS?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THESE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS?!
"…latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were stripped of their khakis."
I WORKED FOR STARBUCKS FOR YEARS AND MEN IN KHAKIS ORDERED NON-FAT LATTES ALL THE TIME! IS THERE SOME REASON THAT THESE TWO ITEMS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE?!
"For the first time since bad guys, we need heroes."
WHAT THE F*#K DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
"We need heroes. We need grown-ups."
ARE WOMEN AND LESS MASCULINE MEN INCAPABLE OF BEING HEROES OR GROWN UPS?! DO YOU THINK OF YOUR MOTHER AS A CHILD AND A WIMP?!
"Step away from the salad bar."
NO! YOU EAT A DAMN SALAD ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART ATTACK! SALADS ARE DELICIOUS!
"It’s time to get your hands dirty."
AND RUIN MY NEW KHAKIS?! SHOULDN’T I PUT ON JEANS FOR THAT OR SOMETHING?!
Sorry, about flying into a rage. Perhaps my khakis made me unnaturally aggressive. You know, because khakis fill you with testosterone or something.
Basically, I need feminism because of things like this.

lookoutsideyourself:

holdinghope:

shwarmamia:

this is a real dockers ad.

really.

Seriously Dockers?

“It’s time to answer the call of manhood”? Edgy.

But I am going to try:

"Women rarely had to open doors."

IS THIS REALLY AN ISSUE?! YOU KNOW THEY HAVE HANDS AND CAN DO THAT THEMSELVES, RIGHT?!

"… there are questions our genderless society has no answers for."

LIKE WHAT?! WHO HAS THE BIGGEST PENIS?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THESE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS?!

"…latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were stripped of their khakis."

I WORKED FOR STARBUCKS FOR YEARS AND MEN IN KHAKIS ORDERED NON-FAT LATTES ALL THE TIME! IS THERE SOME REASON THAT THESE TWO ITEMS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE?!

"For the first time since bad guys, we need heroes."

WHAT THE F*#K DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

"We need heroes. We need grown-ups."

ARE WOMEN AND LESS MASCULINE MEN INCAPABLE OF BEING HEROES OR GROWN UPS?! DO YOU THINK OF YOUR MOTHER AS A CHILD AND A WIMP?!

"Step away from the salad bar."

NO! YOU EAT A DAMN SALAD ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART ATTACK! SALADS ARE DELICIOUS!

"It’s time to get your hands dirty."

AND RUIN MY NEW KHAKIS?! SHOULDN’T I PUT ON JEANS FOR THAT OR SOMETHING?!

Sorry, about flying into a rage. Perhaps my khakis made me unnaturally aggressive. You know, because khakis fill you with testosterone or something.

Basically, I need feminism because of things like this.

(Source: rhodesstark, via brutereason)